Stupid questions to ask self-published authors

“Did you use a real publisher?”

“Is it a real book?”

I’ve heard these questions and other similar queries many times, and not just from those dissociated with the writing and publishing industries. What kinds of people ask these questions? Traditionally published authors. Struggling writers. Non-writers. Friends and family. The guy at the bus stop. Basically anyone.

This is rude and thoughtless. It’s akin to walking up to a set of new parents, gurgling baby in arms and asking, “Can you trade it for a real one?” “Will it get any cuter?” Inherent in those questions and especially in the particular phrasing which uses the word real is the assertion that a self-published book isn’t valid. Dead wrong.

Self-publishing is a perfectly acceptable way to get your book into print. It’s quick and inexpensive. What it isn’t, however, is easy. It still requires the same hard work. You still need to write on your lunch hour and burn the midnight oil. You still need to write, write, and thump on that manuscript until it doesn’t make you want to choke with embarrassment. Then, you need to find a trusted cadre of readers brave enough to give you true and harsh feedback. Rewrite again. Find an editor. Rewrite again. Proof that sucker multiple times.

The process of writing hasn’t changed a bit.  It’s still really hard to do it well and terribly difficult to find success. The good writing will hopefully get noticed and the bad writing will sink to the bottom. Note that this  is just a general rule and isn’t necessary true in all cases – see  The Cuckoo’s Calling and 50 Shades of Grey.

You finally drag your tired carcass across the finish line with this raggedy-ass manuscript in hand and guess what? More work and lots of it. You either need to hire someone to design your cover or get very familiar with GIMP or Photoshop. You need to navigate the idiosyncrasies of .mobi files versus .epub. You must slay the dreaded auto-indent that lives in KDP-land.

I’m not saying that every self-published book out there is a sparkling, beautiful gem, just waiting to be discovered. Sub-standard work exists and the fact that anyone can publish pretty much anything they want means that the publishing world has drastically changed. We need to change with it. We need to accept and understand the new paradigm and begin to strengthen it.

What I’m saying is a self-published book doesn’t suck simply by virtue of being self-published. It very well might be poorly written and ill-imagined, but you must read it before you make that determination.

Self-publishing isn’t new, it’s e-publishing that’s new. Proust paid his own bill in order to get Swann’s Way published . Many familiar authors such as Walt Whitman, Edgar Allen Poe, Benjamin Franklin,  and Edgar Rice Burroughs (among countless others) utilized some form of self-publishing.

So your manuscript is finally ready. You go through the steps required to turn it into an ebook and then a physical book. Are you finished?

HELL, NO. You are not even close to being done.

Now you must market this thing. You must network and promote. And lest I be misunderstood, let me clarify something here – when I speak of marketing and promoting, I mean you will spend months, maybe years, building a platform and maintaining it.

This process is not for cowards. It isn’t going to work for those who lack initiative, follow-through, or tenacity.

So – have some respect, please. The next time you speak with someone who just self-published a book, think about the tremendous amount of perseverance, hard work, and sheer heart that it took. Congratulate them on their huge accomplishment. Give that author a big old bear hug from me!

If you wish to have an opinion on the book, you will need to do one of two things:

1.) Go buy the book and read it.

2.) If you don’t want to buy the book, ask the author if you may receive a free copy in exchange for an honest review. I guarantee every single author will agree immediately. Now go home and read that book.

Finally, go to AmazonGoodreads, and B&N and review the book. Be kind but give them your honest opinion. These reviews are invaluable for several reasons. Remember I said anyone can publish and they do? This means that the market is glutted and one of the important ways that authors differentiate themselves is using reviews.

Yikes! I can hear everyone out there clamoring and shouting questions about the current state of book reviews.

 Are they trustworthy? Can one pay to get a review?

Answers:  I don’t know. Yes, I suspect so.

This is a topic for another post and I will table it for now and come back to it at a later time.

Let’s just focus on HONEST REVIEWS. If you can deliver them with clarity, honesty, and specificity, they can serve to help the writer better understand her readers. That is worth it’s weight in gold. If you have something to say that might seem a little harsh to just toss out there into the cyberworld, limber up your fingers and send that author a kind but honest review of his book. This is a kind and generous, and something that most people don’t take the time to do for writers.

Criticizing or diminishing the efforts of self-published writers weakens the industry. Instead, let’s take a positive approach. Encourage and applaud self-published authors. Review. Refuse to give anything but an honest review.

By the way, most of these principles also apply to indie artists who are trying to make their way. Let’s lend support and love to all creative people brave enough to put their work out there.

P.S. If you choose not to read the book, you only have one option. Kindly shut up about it until you have something informed and useful to say.

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17 thoughts on “Stupid questions to ask self-published authors

  1. Superb, Robin! I didn’t even know there WERE as many dragons as you slew in this post! Should be helpful to the legions of unpublished struggling to make the leap to “published but still struggling.” Thank you for a marvelous piece of writing!


    • Oh, there are maaaaany dragons. I suspect some are still hiding out there somewhere. I’m glad you found my post useful, Ron! If you run into any publishing trouble along the way, drop me a line and let me know. Chances are, I’ve had that same issue and I’ll be glad to give you my advice. I really appreciate you reading and commenting! Stop back soon! 🙂

  2. Considering how many negative views about dragons that there are you would imagine that dragonshades has a difficult time but as you have seen from your own generous follow this is not the case! Even writing a comment on a Blog is a challenge so if anyone has managed to publish a book then that is indeed an achievement to be applauded. Many thanks for showing us this fabulous artwork. Great examples of dedication from writer (you) and artist.

  3. I found myself nodding (and even chuckling at one point) as I read this article. I imagine that if I’d read it a year ago when I was considering self-pubbing, I might have stared in horror and turned away from the idea altogether. But it’s a step-by-step process and there are plenty of other authors willing to lend a hand during this time of steep learning curves.
    Ask anyone who has successfully navigated the maze of stumbling blocks (was that a mixed mataphor?). It is definitely worth making that journey.

    • I wholeheartedly agree! A fulfilling journey it is. Thanks so much for stopping by and dropping me a line. Come back soon!

      P.S. The link you mentioned seems to be working for me, unless I’m checking the wrong one. Please give me a heads-up if you discover it (or anything else on the site) isn’t working properly. 🙂

  4. The publishing world has really transformed, much to the bigwig publishers’ chagrin, I’m sure. It’s nice to see so many self-published authors thriving.

    Thanks for stopping by my site. I appreciate it!

  5. I was getting ready to applaud your artwork, but instead I’ll applaud your good taste in using it. I can’t argue with anything you’ve said. I simply wish I had the stamina.
    Many thanks for doing me the honour of following 🙂

    • I’m glad you like the work and thank YOU for reading and commenting. I wish you many happy creative days and the stamina to go with it!

      I’m looking forward to getting to know you more. 🙂

  6. Fabulous post! Great insider info about the process that both had me interested and frightened! I don’t know if I’ll have the stomach for it if and when the time comes. We shall see!
    (Thanks for following me, by the way. I’m certainly glad to now be following YOU!) 🙂

    • I’m really glad you found it helpful, Sue. Feel free to drop me a line if you have any questions as you go forward. One thing that might help with self-publishing: If you have a smallish work that is ready to be published, take it through the process as a way to work through the bumps and issues and get familiar with how it works. Make notes. Kind of like an experimental run but with something that won’t take forever and a day to edit and change along the way. Just like with traditional publishing, the editing and proofing process are arduous and long if you do them right.

      That’s what Cutting Your Losses was for me and I think that when I publish my next work, it will go much more smoothly. 🙂

      • I was thinking along the same lines… to stumble with one of my ‘lesser’ stories first to get my feet wet, and save decisions on the handling of my “Hail Mary” story (football analogy, not religious. lol) for when I know a thing or three about the process. Thanks again for the info!

      • That sounds like a great plan! I have a feeling that starting out with the BIG ONE would feel frustrating and overwhelming. At least it would have for me. I’m here for support when you take the plunge!

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